#penis joke

[ripjimmilton]

Top tier humour

[sapphic-flesh]

October. More like. Cockto—

[homocidal-spider]

Vote me for president and I'll pass a law that gives all nonbinary people cloacas (if they so choose)

[babyeater29]

penis joke

[hiyamakiyoteruofficial]

I have no ideas for posting so insert penis joke here

[sovietcatgirlsoldierprogram]

Cocking into tumblr for my 20 hour shift at the penis joke mines

[t4tails]

[klepazia]

Places to not put ur dick in

[ittybittytoasty]

i know its called getting hard but its actually pretty easy

[constructbreakdown]

"Suckin' a Penis" (original song)

It's what they were made for... I think.

Original song by me, Construct Breakdown.

[delightfullyshamelessdinosaur]

damn girl. youe schlong so long the fleshlight company be collabling with the city piping department -my friend

[the-soul-eclectic]

cock

{ this is like the fifth time someone sent a synonym of penis into my inbox . if i answer one of these penis asks will you leave me alone }

[gh0st-m1lk-c4r]

I actually forgot how to draw digitally and now I'm just using paper and shit

I realized my vocabulary is limited a few days ago bc I don't know a lot of words and I can't spell without autocorrect... Is this what my brother meant by I'm "slow"??

I made my oc

Literally me rn bc digital art is bum:

Bye bye!

[scrabbleknight]

My favourite joke is one from my dad and it's in Malay. It basically goes:

"What happens if you mix coffee (kopi) with tea (teh)?"

The answer: "Koteh (penis)" 🍆🍆🍆

Even when I'm alone, it still makes me laugh.

[what-marsha-eats]